Have you EVER said this??


25 REASONS WHY I OWE MY MOTHER: (Happy Early Mother’s Day!) 1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE: “If you’re going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning.” 2. My mother taught me RELIGION: “You better pray that will come out of the carpet.” 3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL: “If you don’t straighten up, I’m going to knock you into the middle of next week!”� � 4. My mother taught me LOGIC: “Because I said so … that’s why.” 5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC: ” If you…

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